You know, some of us only get to escape once in a while and in such a case your vacation dollar may be better spent elsewhere- like the Dominican Republic! Or, consider the neighboring RIU Palace.
My wife & I are fairly well traveled. We've been to a number of various all inclusive situations around the Caribbean & Mexico so there are few surprises wherever we may land. This place, however, is probably the worst resort we've been to. We could live with the middle of nowhere-ness, but we didn't count on the room theft issues, the ridiculously bad food and the shockingly bad entertainment issues.
Staff pilfered our toiletries (!) and the food was simply not good.