The Orlando Metropolitan Express advertises "newly renovated rooms", but this advertisement must be left over from about 1970. The halls are dirty, the shower head was corroded, and the doors are so thin you can hear everything going on throughout the hotel. The "wireless internet available in every room" is ONLY available in the lobby and the "in-room safe" in my second room had no door. My FIRST room had a bloodstain on the nightstand.
At the same time I was visiting on a business trip, there was a school group staying in the hotel that consisted of screaming, obnoxious teenagers that were running up and down the halls until 4 a.m., but the response from the front desk upon requesting to have someone quiet them down was, "There's nothing we can do about it."